Just as you’re trying to squeeze the medical care you need into a jam-packed schedule, here comes Fritter. He moves at a sloth’s pace, making sure staffers are out to lunch when they really should be answering your important questions. He’s there when there’s an hour-long line to get the X-ray, MRI, ultrasound, or blood test your doctor ordered yesterday. He’ll always make you feel sicker by wasting your day.

Budget-busting hospital bills full of unexpected fees give Squeezix the energy for his money-munching lifestyle. While you’re thinking about something else—an X-ray, a blood test, that migraine headache that was the whole reason you came to see the doctor—Squeezix reaches into your pockets and extracts your hard-earned pay. The whole thing can leave you feeling even sicker than you did when you went looking for health care in the first place.

Baffling healthcare bills, filled with codes you don’t understand for procedures you’re not entirely sure you received, are the stuff of Skwibble’s dreams. He’ll appear whenever you’re feeling confused—his favorite human condition.

Krazzle is filled with nervous energy, which he distributes among the patients of lab, imaging, and urgent care centers across the country. He’s fond of anything that causes anxiety—from expensive tests, procedures, and confusing bills to disinterested medical staff and dingy examination rooms. Krazzle is happiest when you’re near your breaking point.

Gray walls, hard chairs, thrift-store art—just a few of the things Glump loves about most urgent care offices. Glump often goes undetected by the unfriendly receptionist sitting behind the intake window, making the whole thing a pretty miserable experience—not what you want when you’re already feeling bad enough to go to the doctor.